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Heartless Bitches International Male Hate Mail Form

(With thanks to Julie for creating the basic text and layout)

Your hate mail is unimportant to us, and in an effort to make it easier for us to post your pathetic blatherings on the Net for the whole world to laugh at, we have instituted this nice form for you to fill out.

My name is:

I have nicknamed my penis:

Please flame me at the following fake email address because I am too gutless to put in my REAL address:

I wish to include the following gratuitous and totally irrelevant information in a hopeless attempt to give more credibility to my pointless drivel:

Penis size:
I.Q.:
Income level:
Prestigious University I am attending/have attended:
I have the following University Degree(s):
(Note: it is easier for us to pretend to believe your fake credentials if you spell Ph.D correctly.)
Number of prostitutes that find me so attractive they would have sex with me for free:
Number of times I have been salesman of the month at BillyJoeBob's Used Car Emporium:

I think members of HBI, and especially NatalieP:
(check all that you feel apply)

have no life
are ugly
couldn't get laid if they tried
are lesbians that play with their dildos all day
are stupid
"Chew on big hairy donkey balls!"
obviously haven't had a REAL man, like me
should be nicer to men, and hold their hand when they cross the street
will bring about the end of the world with their unladylike ways

Please Note: If you are writing in to request a date with a member of HBI, please include your credit card number and the URL to a naked picture of yourself that we can laugh at and forward to your employer.

Check here if the following applies to you:

I wish to include a long, rambling diatribe about my worthless existence and lack of erection for all the world to read. I have given up on life.

(Add your stupid comments here)

Worthlessly yours,

(sign your name here ( a simple X will do if you're posting from AOL or WebTV))

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