I have long been considered among my friends to be a person of considerable wit and quick verbal reflexes. From reading your page, I assume those to be qualities you folks value highly. I also have a great dislike for those who consider themselves to be superior to others in any way, shape, or form. In fact, I find myself often filled with an overwhelming desire to scream at such persons, "Get over yourself, jerk. You're just like the rest of us: limited intelligence, limited skills. So use what you have, and find some other way to enjoy yourself besides making me miserable, because life is just way too fucking short!"

I believe that as a woman, I have the right to equality with men, and when gender roles start to impede people's happiness, something needs to be changed. And most importantly, I have a single-minded focus toward getting something done, and this tenacity often proves valuable. If I want someone's spleen on a plate, it'll get there whether I use a scalpel or a Cap'n Crunch Color Change Plastic Spoon.

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