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IMPRESSIONS FROM AN OFFICE


    The family picture on HIS desk.
    Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
    The family picture on HER desk.
    Um, her family will come before her career.

    HIS desk is cluttered.
    He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
    HER desk is cluttered.
    She obviously a disorganized scatterbrain.

    HE is talking with his co-workers.
    He must be discussing the latest deal.
    SHE is talking with her co-workers.
    She must be gossiping.

    HE's not at his desk.
    He must be at a meeting.
    SHE's not at her desk.
    She must be in the ladies' room.

    HE's not in the office.
    He's meeting customers.
    SHE's not in the office.
    She must be out shopping.

    HE's having lunch with his boss.
    He's on his way up.
    SHE's having lunch with her boss.
    They must be having an affair.

    The boss criticized HIM.
    He'll improve his performance.
    The boss criticized HER.
    She'll be very upset.

    HE got an unfair deal.
    Did he get angry?
    SHE got an unfair deal.
    Did she cry?

    HE's getting married.
    He'll get more settled.
    SHE's getting married.
    She'll get pregnant and leave.

    HE's having a baby.
    He'll need a raise.
    SHE's having a baby.
    She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.

    HE's going on a business trip.
    It's good for his career.
    SHE's going on a business trip.
    What does her husband say?

    He's leaving for a better job.
    He knows how to recognize a good opportunity.
    SHE's leaving for a better job.
    Women are not dependable.

    --Natasha Josefowitz


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